Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

incision:

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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accurate

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

unpoetically:

cyan0sis:

babyheroin:

Being a girl is difficult because sometimes I can’t tell if I am turned on or if I just have to pee.

is this real

THIS IS MY LIFE OMFG

katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down